I am writing to all of you because i have noticed that you guys have been "living"(? on my website, which i don't think it's cool. as you are scaring away potential visitors and haunting the server with your ghostly attacks.
So i am writing this letter to tell you all to get the FU-FU-FUCK out of my website.
You are all required to leave my home page and go bother a different website owner
If you choose to ignore this formal warning i will be required to sue you or call the ghostbusters.
Sincerely, Rocket B. Billy